The idea of women faking orgasms makes me extremely sad. Don’t do that. Don’t let that dude who doesn’t know what a clitoris is think going in and out is enough. If you make him cum you deserve the same in return even if he has to go down on you for 30 minutes or some shit. Don’t inflate men’s egos even more by making them think their dick is a magic wand.

(via mc17cm)


sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via heropsychodreamer)